Brizzled

... wherein I bloviate discursively

Brian Clapper, bmc@clapper.org

A spam poem

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(Each line was a single subject from my spam folder, on May 16, 2009.)

Impress her with your performance.
Make your zipper knight the best in the whole town.
Your bedroom doesn’t smell like passion.
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Bags and wallets.

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